2 Chains Crashes

 

 

2 Chainz (real name: Who Cares) was rushed to the hospital with "neck injuries" after an accident. Did they check for gunshot woulds first? See, if he was wearing more than two chains - like Mr T or something - maybe it would have protected his neck better. 

Apparently he was leaving a strip club where he was "performing" (haha). This is where the big time rappers "perform"? Strip clubs? I can see the press release now...

"Get a copy of 2 Chainz new CD "Gun Fight the Streets" at his show when he tours all three locations of The Pink Pony in Nowheresville, Ohio." 

Jesus.

 I'll be honest if I went somewhere to look at naked girls and this guy showed up I'd be pretty pissed, just sayin.