Scarlett Johansson had a Christmas party last week. I think it was a costume party because she dressed up like a mean grade school teacher. Or maybe she just has Resting European Face. There was a bunch of other people there like Lorne Michaels although why you'd invite that guy is beyond me. I definitely get the idea that he isn't as funny or fun to be around as you might imagine. I saved this more than a week ago and the guest list was obviously unremarkable. Her husband was there too but I have zero idea what that guy's name is. Either way I hope everyone had fun during the Celebrity Money Pile orgy they had at the end of it all.
