Jessica Simpson put on a swimsuit and for proof she posted pictures on Twitter. Know why she does this? So you won't pay attention to her talking. Let me put it this way, time has not been kind to her since she worried about buffalo wings being made from buffaloes.
Because of social media, the internet, and various PR teams, what you hear about is how in secret, Jessica Simpson is actually a brilliant business woman that's running a multi-billion dollar business from behind a curtain like the Mighty Oz instead of a burned out drug addicted alcoholic (allegedly). So they shove a mountain of pills at her, hand her a swimsuit and heels and there you go ladies and gentleman your new boss of the company.
In case you haven't noticed I'm sick of these people, and I'm definitely sick of the ones I've been hearing about for the last 25 years.
