Two people you've never heard of, that worked as "reporters" for a network news program that you don't watch, had an affair while working together, got fired for it, and subsequently got divorced and are now in a relationship and have a podcast together.
See, this passes as news in Britain because news "presenters" are really super famous over there for some really weird reason. Kind of like how it was in America in the 1960s and 1970s. Proving once again that it's still 1978 in the UK
I've been reading about these two on the " gigantic unnamed British website" for what seems like at least a couple of years now and I have zero idea why anyone gives a shit. Seriously, nobody cares. At all. Two attractive, middle-aged people hooked up together and got divorced, this isn't exactly a new thing you know.
