Happy birthday Eva Mendes! She turned 51 and then did an ad for Stella McCartney, who I assume isn't married to Paul McCartney although she very well may be since I don't know who Stella McCartney is. I also assume she makes dresses or maybe shoes but I can't be bothered to look it up.
I think I know Eva Mendes from MTV? Is that what she did? Her existence has been in the periphery of my knowledge of the world for just about as long as I remember, but I don't remember why, or her being this hot. I do know she's married to Ryan Gosling who I like about as much as accidentally sitting in a giant salad bowl full of poison ivy.
Ryan Gosling is the white version of Lenny Kravitz. He suddenly appears out of thin air, people talk about him for three months and then he vanishes again. Kind of like a cicada. I can't think of two people less deserving of their fame and fortune than Ryan Gosling and Lenny Kravitz but they're here now and it's just something I have to deal with, and the fact that she married that guy now taints everything else she does. Have fun with Ryan Gosling and your millions of dollars, losers
