Kylie Jenner went somewhere this weekend dressed like a latex fetish model from the 1990s. I don't know where or why and I don't believe for a second that anybody outside of the UK actually gives a shit.
I wish I didn't think she was so disgusting because she's hot as fuck. On the other hand, I'm way past the age where a woman being hot as fuck is the only thing I care about. I've had super hot girlfriends and when that's the only thing they are, that shit gets old way faster than you'd imagine. Take my word for it ladies, your tits become less fascinating after about two weeks. Three, tops.
