Jessica Simpson is On the Wagon (filled with booze)

Jessica Simpson "fans" were concerned because she appeared to be slurring her words. Of course she was, she's a drunk, at the very least.  I don't know why anyone would be concerned, she's a smokin' hot 44 year old with $200 million dollars in the bank. Especially since she's walking around in aviators dressed like she just walked out of a Dee-Lite video, or maybe as a prostitute in a 70's heist movie.  She's divorced now too I think which is even better

And you don't even really know her. See, that's the problem today, everybody is concerned with what everybody else is doing. Mind your own business. Walking around in a alcohol fueled haze is fun when you're 22,  but that's no way to spend the last 30 years of your life and I can definitely fix her. 

Anyway, she was on her way to the "South by Southwest Festival" for some reason although I don't know what they even do there anymore. Man she's hot though isn't she?