Selena Gomez put on some black nylons to promote her fiance Benny Blanco's new single. I assume they mean music single and not single breakfast sandwich or something because who in the fuck is Benny Blanco.
I hate to break this to Selena Gomez but I don't think of her as a "sultry siren", and I say that not because I'm important, but because I'm a fairly average man. You can ask me anything and my opinion will pretty much be what the majority of average every day dudes think.
She seems very nice, and sweet and just doesn't give off that kind of vibe. At least not to me. Of course I know those are the types that really get nuts. I once dated a girl like that and underneath all that shy, unworldy innocence she was a fucking goddamn pervert. And if you think I'm saying that as a complaint you are totally wrong and haven't been reading this blog at all.
