KYLE RICHARDS NUDE BIKINI PICS

Kyle Richards put on a bikini then took some pictures and for that I'm glad. Kyle Richards is 56 years old. Did 56 year olds look like this 30 years ago? What I mean is, if you saw a 56 year old woman in 1995 would she look like this? Or more like Aunt Bea, because I was alive in 1995 and I think I would remember if they did.

I was even more shocked that I've written about Kyle Richards before. A lot more, with one story going back seven years. And I have absolutely no idea who she is. I see that I did mention a certain brand of "movies" at one point but I only scan the shit I write. She was doing something at some restaurant so I don't know how the bikini got involved but I only ever just skim these even less than I do my own past stories because I know you don't care and I for sure don't care.  

I will say I'm sorry if I was ever critical of you Kyle. Did I ever tell you I like girls in hats? Because I do. Give me a call and we'll play some shuffle board