Monday, March 10, 2025

George Clooney Goes Brown


 George Clooney died his hair brown. They didn't say why, but maybe he's in another movie you won't see. I thought the gray hair looked good, I guess, I don't know I'm not a chick. I happen to like George Clooney, at least as much as a dude can like another dude that's a celebrity. He's in From Dusk Til Down which is one of my all time favorite movies, and I'll be really honest, I've seen some other George Clooney movies and they aren't exactly great so I have zero idea how he is still regarded as "A List" In fact I think the last one I saw him in was "Burn After Reading" from nearly 20 years ago (2008) and now that I think about it I'm not even sure he's actually in that. 

They all seem mildly okay and that's pretty much it. A movie you can watch while you do something else. But they don't make movies for me anymore, they make movies for people in China and other jungle countries where they let people out of the or sweatshop factory long enough to eat bats with rice and soup made out of leaves. Which is probably why if I buy a t-shirt online now, I have to order a XXL because they think anyone that's taller than 5'3 and weighs more than 101 pounds surely must be a two legged hippopotamus

They also insisted he's 63 years old. Look at that picture and then me in the face and tell me that isn't a 75 year old man. That's not a slam, I only hope to live to be at least 75 years old. I just won't walk around in white shoes and tan pants