Monday, February 9, 2026

Emily Ratajkowski NUDE

Emily Ratatouille went shopping in New York so she took some selfies to prove it. She has a nice stomach and she's very attractive but also obviously very stupid.  And I know that because you don't have to go to New York for everything anymore. That may have been the case 140 years ago, but they have a Nordstrom everywhere these days. 

  Even way out here in the middle of nowhere Chicago we have pizza, hot dogs, and every kind of store you could imagine. Even "bodegas".  We just call them convenience stores, since you can basically go grocery shopping in gas stations now so I don't really know why they think "bodegas" are anything special.  There are four WalMarts, three Home Depots and one of the largest shopping malls on Earth with nearly 300 different stores all within 20 minutes of where I live and I don't even know how many Goodwills and various second hand stores and pawn shops. Plus everything you buy in 2026 basically comes out of one of the same 10 factories in China so you New York people need to shut the fuck up for a while everyone is sick of your shit.