This started out as a story about Aubrey Plaza who I haven't written about in a while because she seems incredibly boring even for a girl I would probably really like, even if I do think she probably has a screw loose, but then I remembered it was about her attending New York Fashion Week and I'm not writing about that anymore because nobody on Earth cares.
On the other hand the newest fashion for this year seems to be "Early 80s East German Spy" and you're definitely getting no argument from me on that. Do you have ways of making me talk? Let's try some of them later
