Friday, February 13, 2026

Hillary Duff Tours NUDE

 

Hillary Duff announced a new world tour for 2026. Why, you ask? I don't know what are you asking me for, what am I Svengoolie? 

The 38-year-old former Disney Channel star will visit seven countries for the world tour, which kicks off June 22 in West Palm Beach, FL and concludes February 12, 2027 in Mexico City, MX. Duff's opening acts are all led by women - English synth-pop act La Roux as well as Canadian crooners Lauren Spencer Smith and Jade LeMac.

Wow.... sounds.... good?

Seeing this story I have to admit this is the first time I've thought about Hillary Duff in at least 10 years, I don't know why these people don't just take their piles of money and retire to Arizona or Lake Tahoe or something, I just do not get it. Why would you want to be on an eight month world tour at 40?

I suppose I'm not the target demographic for this so what do I know. Obviously she needs the money or something. 

On the other hand, I once saw an interview with Rob Halford, the singer for 80s heavy metal band Judas Priest where he talked about a tour they did, and after expenses they made ZERO money. So they broke even. Basically they did it for free. And at one point Judas Priest was about as big as you get. Way bigger than Hillary Duff, so that's a thing that happens too. 

Good luck with your world tour Hillary Duff I hope you have a good time I won't be there. Cut your overhead and watch your expenses