Friday, February 6, 2026

The Skinny on Amy Schumer


 Amy Schumer lost 50 pounds. "Thank God I can finally fit into my Polish truck driver tracksuit" she was overheard saying to a friend. 

She was carrying a bag full of gummy bears to help curb cravings. What they don't mention is that's her seventh bag.

There was a lot of other pointless information in the original story and none of it mentioned whether or not she was still an unfunny joke thief so I stopped reading