Monday, February 9, 2026

Zac Ephron is Alive and Well


 Zac Ephron is still alive and he was "spotted" somewhere with an America's Got Talent finalist (?) named Angelina, last name uknown

They had other pictures of her walking around with her cookie cutter Instagram friends all wearing sunglasses on a cloudy day doing whatever 20 year olds do nowadays. Probably gas station boner pills or whatever. 

 I was looking for new people to write about, who knew it was going to be some 40 year old dude that was dating a 21 year old future nobody but this is the life I chose