I saved this picture of Jessika Power and even a link to the source story so I could write about her. But now I really don't remember why. Maybe it was to tell you girls that spell Jessika with a 'K' can't be trusted. You'll wake up one day and you're credit cards are maxed out, your car is gone, and she ran off with your friend Rich.
Isn't that right. Jessika.
'am never saying “trying to get my body back” again. no one took it, i didn’t lose it like a set of keys,' she captioned a snap of her flaunting her curves in bed.
'the pressure we put on mothers to “snap back” is insurmountable and deeply troublesome,' she added.
Okay 30 year old. I love how they call that "curvy", which is exactly the same word they use to describe Lizzo, and she walks around looking like a hippopotamus with a gland problem. I think they need to get a new range of words to describe these people. Maren Morris still makes music but I have no idea what kind, and I'll never find out as long as I live. Frankly, I like her more in the picture on the left than the one on the right, where she was at some awards ceremony looking like Morticia Addams going out to dinner at Chez Louis or whatever but I'm not married to her so I can't say anything.
None of it matters anyway because she'd never divorce her current "husband" no matter how attractive and muscular the blogger writing about her is. In case you're wondering, she was standing next to some weirdo so I just cropped him out of the picture. I didn't want him spoiling this thing her and I have.
Last night (ED: Friday) Earl 'DMX' Simmons was rushed to the hospital after collapsing at home. At this time he remains in ICU in critical condition. Earl has been a warrior his entire life. This situation represents yet another road he must conquer." The rep goes on ... "The Simmons Family appreciates the overwhelming outpouring of heartfelt love, encouragement, support and prayers for Earl. Earl is someone whose life and music have been a source of inspiration and strength to so many people around the world. It is reassuring to see his fans return that same passion and energy to him during his time of need."
His FIFTEEN children have gathered at the hospital to be near him, and reports are sort of all over the place. But that happens I guess. After 50, you can't do drugs like you used to, your body can't take it. You're supposed to be dead from them or have outgrown it by that point anyway.
Still he wasn't shot to death so I guess that's something. I can't really add too much more because I thought DMX was part of Run DMC so all I can do is tell you what other people are saying, and I have a feeling I'm about to stop caring about this so you can check back if you want, but you might be wasting your time.
!!!NON-SEXY UPDATE!!!!
As far as I know he's still on life support and probably will be until his 15 kids split up future album royalties and t-shirt sales. I'll keep updating this as I get news (I won't).
It's possible she simply has nothing else to do and is killing time ironically, because it's not as if there's a huge shortage of average looking people posting underwear pictures of themselves everywhere. And Gen Z thinks they all deserve to be famous for some reason. And besides wearing her underwear/bikini in public, what else is she offering? It's not as if she's doing card tricks or pulling a rabbit out of a hat or anything. I don't know man I don't have kids and you raised these people, so I think you all should share the blame for this.
Bebe Rexha also showed off her fat ass. You know you can fix that. Eat better and go for a walk every day and before you know it you'll look like a normal person instead of a weird camel. It's weird, thanks to the "pandemic" I haven't thought about her for a whole year. Maybe we should keep this thing going for another six months or so and get rid of some of these no talent, D-List bottom feeders once and for all.
