People Magazine asked Jennifer Aniston what's the best thing that's happened to her in her 40's and of course she lied and said Justin Thorax. What else could she do? I mean he was probably standing right there.
"Justin," the actress, 46, says of fiancé Justin Theroux. "He's the best thing this decade."
Justin Thelonius is the best thing to happen to you? There's no way she can know this. What does Justin Thesaurus have that I don't? Millions of dollars? A running motorcycle? Abs? Cool hair? A real career? Pretty shallow of you Jen I thought you were different. I really thought we had something.
