Mostly to make fun of celebrities and people in the news because fuck them
Tuesday, April 5, 2016
Chloe Lattanzi Has Looks that Kill
Olivia Newton-John's 30 year old killer robot (probably) daughter Chloe Lattanzi showed up with her Fiance who's name I think is Hit Me in the Face With a Chair at some SyFy event which makes total sense since the nerd-losers that actually watch that crappy, shit show of a channel have been waiting for sex robots for like forever. Don't get me wrong I can't say I'm disagreeing with them. If there's one thing me and nerds agree on it's Sex Robots. It must be hard for that guy to always find a seat next to an electrical outlet though. I guess maybe deactivating her Series 300X LazerEyez probably helps conserve battery power long enough to get through an awards show.