Wednesday, April 20, 2016

Naomi Campbell is Hauntingly Beautiful

The ghost of Naomi Campbell showed up on the red carpet at some fancy celebrity fund raiser thing. What a shame I didn't even know she was dead. So young. Why do ghosts always dress in that 1870's lace? You'd think the after-life would provide you with more options, especially since I'm sure it's a pain to keep clean, what with all the spooky road hitchhiking and walking through old graveyards and bumping into tombstones at night. Just one of the great unsolved mysteries of the universe I guess.

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