Wednesday, March 15, 2017

Jesy Nelson is Somebody

As usual I have no idea who Jesy Nelson is, but she was getting an award at the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards or something with her "band" and someone took her picture. Wow what a time to be alive. I'm sure she's a very nice person, or maybe she isn't who knows. The one thing I do know is she looks pretty much what I'd imagine one of those $7,000 sex dolls would look like if it magically came to life and suddenly started demanding you buy it "thoughtful" presents once in a while. No way supernaturally animated talking sex doll what do you think I am, crazy?