Thursday, March 2, 2017

One For the Ladies

Here's a new male model. Go him! I didn't know his name at first so I originally labeled the picture as "stud" but it seems his name is Bonner Bolton which is a stupid fucking name. If you're going to pick a fake name why not Lance Manion, or Duke McFist? And those jeans he's wearing? $158.00. You'd have to be out of your fucking mind to spend $158 on a pair of jeans. Sears has jeans for $20 and then you'd have $138 left to blow on your lady. Or in his case his horse, or whatever the fuck this idiot does for fun. It isn't mapping the human genome in his downtime I can tell you that right now.

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