Monday, March 20, 2017

Mel B Divorces Pumpkinhead

America’s Got Talent judge, Mel B Sportster Trippy Spice filed for a divorce from her husband, Bigfoot Space Alien from 1976, Stephen Belafonte. I didn't read much beyond the headline because really, who fucking cares. I can't believe after all of these years I'm still writing about all of these assholes.