Mostly to make fun of celebrities and people in the news because fuck them
Monday, March 20, 2017
Mel B Divorces Pumpkinhead
America’s Got Talentjudge, Mel B Sportster Trippy Spice filed for a divorce from her husband, Bigfoot Space Alien from 1976, Stephen Belafonte. I didn't read much beyond the headline because really, who fucking cares. I can't believe after all of these years I'm still writing about all of these assholes.