Russell Crowe Looks Good

Here's Russell Crowe sunning himself like a sleepy hippopotamus in Woolloomooloo, Australia which is probably a totally made up place. I heard he's in a band. He's overweight and 52 years old so of course he is and I can tell you without even hearing them they play terrible music. It's probably all Motley Crue and Whitesnake covers, and there's always that one heavy set woman in the audience with terrible, frizzy, fake blonde hair and gigantic breasts in a v-neck t-shirt that'll get too drunk and try to sleep with everyone in the place. Which reminds me I might actually have something to do this weekend. Don't wait up!