My friend sent me this picture of a woman she swears is Heather Locklear. No not
this Heather Locklear, Whatever. If she wants to take her new giant boobs to the beach that's fine with me. I was always partial to
Heather Thomas anyway, who even today looks like
America's Number One MILF pornstar unlike that other Heather who we will no longer mention starting now. Don't worry Heather, I'm over that other Heather.
