I saw this story about Ryan Reynolds wearing jeans. Seriously that was the whole story. I have no idea why Ryan Reynolds wearing jeans is important or why he annoys me so much. If I was in one of those giant tractor trailers and saw Ryan Reynolds in a cross walk like this, I would turn him into a red stain on the pavement. He just strikes me as a smart ass like you'd meet at some fancy prep school. Fuck this asshole.
