Monday, August 28, 2017

Sara Sampaio Wins Today

I'd seen Victoria's Secret model Sara Sampaio's name floating around for the last couple of weeks and until now I never really paid much attention, but I feel like perhaps I've made a mistake ignoring her. Lord have mercy. She looks like a sexy spy or something. Like, I'm James Bond in the High Roller Room in a fancy casino playing baccarat in a tuxedo and I'm smoking one of those cigarettes on the long holder thing and she slithers up to the table wearing that dress, running her hand across my shoulders, and she says something evil and we both exchange witty remarks then we both quit the spy game and later get married and have a bunch of babies the end.

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