Wednesday, August 2, 2017

Kate Beckinsale Leaves Jimmy Kimmel

Kate Beckinsale was spotted in leather pants leaving the Jimmy Kimmel show sans her gay, 22 year old boyfriend and I think she made the right decision. He wasn't man enough for you baby. And I guess her pants are leather I have no idea. I'll have to inspect them more closely later if you don't mind Kate. And I don't know why there are still late night talk shows because I have no idea who still watches that unfunny garbage. I imagine it's all overweight, late night security guards that are falling asleep at their desk with their feet up, a Styrofoam coffee cup in their hand and the TV on while burglars are silently sneaking in behind them. Turn around you fool they're right behind you!