Aaron Carter came out as being gay. Or at least bisexual. And still nobody cared. I have no idea how coming out as being gay helps a faltering or otherwise nonexistent career, but
apparently it helps. Someday this will all be over and 30 years from now Ian Michael Black can describe this whole fad to us on the new TruTv show "I Loved the Second Decade of the 2000's" That's just a working title. Fuck you Michael Ian Black. I'm not even sure what order the words go in his name.
