Salma Hayek went out to dinner with her husband, Francois Buffaloface Pinot or whatever, dressed like every 45 year old woman I ever saw going to a Bret Michaels concert. I'd go with you to a Bret Michaels concert Salma, we could whip batteries at him. C'mon, do you want to pretend to be a bad girl? Or do you want to actually
be a bad girl. I know you have it in you, let me show you the way. I'll just need to borrow $200 for a couple of days and then I'll show you a good time baby.
