Tuesday, November 21, 2017

Shakira is a Giant

Legendary South American gaucho and Songstress Shakira - who I mostly know from her being 4'11 inches tall, Google says she's 5' 2 but I happen to know that's complete bullshit (she's number 10 on this list). I knew about that for years before even that story was posted because I knew a girl that was 4'11 tall and she'd always joke about being "as tall as Shakira". I don't know maybe she really is 5' 2 after she became the world's only 40 year old that went through a growth spurt. Anyway where was I? Oh yes. She went out with a mop on her head. Why? Because celebrities are weird that's why.