Thursday, March 15, 2018

Emma Watson is Brilliant

A couple of days ago, or maybe last week or the week before, I don't remember, Emma Watson showed off her new tattoo "Times Up" that she got to show Support for the Times Up Movement and people on the internet had a thrombosis because there was no apostrophe and people on the internet are a bunch of goddamn morons.

 The Internet Moron Herd was right in the fact that at least two people were dumb enough to allow this to happen. And it's not like a typo this take's time. I may have described getting a tattoo before but I'll do it again.

1. Have a tattoo design you like
2. The artist draws the design
3. It's Xeroxed (copied) onto this tracing/transfer paper which is then...
4. ...Placed in the position where you want the tattoo then water is applied and sort of like a decal, it shows where the outline of the tattoo would be
5. The artist then tells you too look in the mirror and see if you like how/where it is/looks
6. If not it's wiped off and you can make adjustments
7. The tattoo can then be applied.

I've had this done 15 times so I sort of know what I'm talking about . So at least two people went through an at least six step possibly hours long process. Ultimately it's Emma's responsibility. But if Emma Watson approved of the tattoo that's it. It's ALL her fault. Maybe she didn't want an apostrophe. Maybe that's what she thought looked best. The tattoo artist doesn't give a shit about your spelling. At least she's lucky it can be fixed easy enough and she can please you pack of cackling hyenas.