Shakira walked around an airport with a guitar strapped to her back. Maybe she was just reliving her Colombian roots. Unfortunately they wouldn't allow her mule through security. I was going to go through this whole deal where I used her 40 inch guitar as a frame of reference
to dispel the myth that she's 5'2 but I quickly lost interest once I realized how much work that was going to be versus how much I actually gave a shit. You're certainly free to carry on with my work, who knows maybe you'll even get a prize.
