Thursday, March 29, 2018

Leonardo DiCaprio has a Girlfriend

Leonardo DiCaprio put on his Kid Rock disguise and went out with his girlfriend Camilla Morrone. His 20 year old girlfriend Camilla Morrone. Leo was already nominated for Oscars for movies he'd been in four years before she was even born. I'm the first guy in the world that will say "age is just a number", and I'm the last guy in the world that cares if your girlfriend/boyfriend is 25 years younger or older than you, it always depends on the person, and age truly doesn't matter, but c'mon man. She was shopping for a prom dress with the rest of the cheerleading squad like 18 months ago.  Where do you even meet a 20 year old for God's sake. At the mall?  It's not like she's hanging out in bars.

 She even still looks like a doughy teenager. Her high school diploma is dated 2016. Hell it's entirely possible that her parents are younger than Leonardo DiCaprio. What in the world could an almost 45 year old man have in common with a recently post-teenaged girl? Have you ever talked to a 20 year old girl? Here's a tip from me. Don't. They're idiots. This is where it starts to cross the line between having a younger girlfriend that has the same likes and dislikes that you do and maybe a great sense of humor, and being hung up on barely legal porn. I don't know what her hobbies are but I'm sure one of them is practicing writing the name Camilla DiCaprio in her diary. Probably with tiny little hearts over the "i".