Mostly to make fun of celebrities and people in the news because fuck them
Tuesday, March 13, 2018
FKA Twigs is the Future
"Singer" (my guess would be rap) FKA Twigs was spotted with a mystery man. I know who he is. He's her bodyguard and she's a princess from a post-apocalyptic future and holds the secret to the cure for the disease that is ravaging mankind. Why else would she be wearing that outfit and those boots? Alright you caught me, so maybe I watched the 1989 classic "Cyborg" with Jean-Claude Van Damme the other night and I may be bleeding these two events into each other. Okay I didn't exactly "watch" it but the parts I did see were infinitely more interesting than these two talent-less dim bulbs.