I discovered Rachel Shenton at last night's Academy Awards. That's right me.
I discovered her. Isn't she cute? It was cool the way she gave her speech while also signing for her deaf friend. I like her because she has a nice smile and also she looks like the type of girl that would do way to many shots of Jack Daniels ("The Idiots Choice") in an old neighborhood bar with you. Believe me, you can trust me on this. I've known 100 girls like that. I can tell just by looking at them. You have to be careful though or you wind up cleaning vomit out of your bedroom carpet at 2 AM Right, Tanya?
