Friday, April 20, 2018

Avicii Dies

World renowned DJ Avicii was found dead in his hotel room in Muscat, Oman (which I pronounce Oh Man) at age 28. No one is sure why yet but he's been a super hardcore drinker for so long that his gall bladder was removed four years ago, so it could be just about anything. I guess now someone else will just have to push play on their MP3 player. Maybe Paris Hilton. It's all very sad. Hey I saw something about Heidi Klum's butt maybe I'll read that. That might cheer me up.