Monday, April 16, 2018

Jerry Lawler Strokes Out

Former WWE wrestler 68 year old Jerry Lawler had a stroke while having sex with his surprisingly attractive 29 year old fiance Lauryn McBride. He said he looked in a mirror and noticed his mouth was drooping. I'm not sure where this mirror was because that's pretty much the only description of any of these events I read about since I didn't need to be sick to my stomach today. He's fine now, and probably still having sex with a girl that's hotter and younger than anyone that will ever talk to you. But I really have no idea. I also don't know why that banner behind him says 2012, that was six years ago. Does that mean she was 23 when they started dating? Or is CMT just confused about dates. Dumb ass hillbillies.

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