Halsey is a Hero

 The next big battle for civil rights is about to take place. The battle for free hotel shampoo. You see, Halsey is upset about it because it doesn't work well on black people's hair. I don't know, maybe I've been looking at the wrong Halsey this whole time (see above image). The whole thing is ludicrous. This is how little everyone has to worry now. Things are so good overall that people can complain about free, travel sized hotel shampoo.

 Women tend to not die giving birth in a barn anymore, 13 year olds aren't shoveling coal into a blast furnace in a factory 14 hours a day, you most likely won't die from a broken leg and no one is asking 17 year olds to invade a beach covered by German machine gun fire. So the next big battle is hotel shampoo. This is all despite the fact that there's probably a Walgreen's within walking distance of just about any hotel located in any major city that actually sells shampoo Their website lists 769 items, most just a couple of bucks. Hey, here's an idea you can be a real hero. Buy some and leave it for the next person.You can label them. One for White People Only, and one for Blacks. Godspeed mighty warriors. Godspeed.