Monday, April 23, 2018

Jamie Foxx Raps at You

Creep Jamie Foxx performed at Coachella which by my estimation goes on for six months. I don't know what he performed, Shakespeare soliloquies? A loving tribute to Lawrence Olivier? No. I assume he probably rapped. Do you know how I know that? The bottle of expensive champagne and the thick gold necklace that's how. Those two things -- along with a Chrysler 300 -- are issued to you upon graduating from Rap School. I don't know much about rap music so I can't review his performance so let's just call it terrible.