I blew this off for the whole weekend, I didn't even look at the celeb pages. That's what us people in the know call celebrity websites. But being inquisitive, I clicked on the first story to catch my eye and it was about Helen Flanagan in a bikini in Dubai. I thought Dubai was in the desert so I don't know where all that water came from. She was there with some guy with a man bun so I guess it's still 2014 in Dubai. There was no mention of what she does for a living, maybe shes a "presenter", because it seems like everyone in the UK is a "presenter". I'd like to present her with a trophy for "Best Bikini".