Thursday, June 20, 2019

Jason Momoa is on the Move


Jason Momoa showed up on a red carpet for what I'm sure is an awesome movie, while showing off his new slimmed down appearance explaining it this way...

"My tribe hunted the woolly mammoth to extinction in our area and as simple hunter-gatherers, we have to now move to a more fertile land as we do not yet understand the concept of  farming."

Aww poor thing. Maybe try moving West. There's buffalo and antelope and berries and groundhog, but you'll have to contend with more tar pits,  sabre toothed cats and the Dire wolf so be careful. Good luck Jason, or as he's known to the rest of his clan, "Moomuck"