Elizabeth Hurley was in a bikini in the Maldives. Again. I'm not writing about her anymore. How much more boring can you get. In fact I kind of feel bad for her. All that money and fame and beauty and this is what she does. It's really kind of sad, I've started to get the feeling this is sort of like picking on her and I don't want to do that. I've honestly started to hope all of these ultra-dull pictures are hiding some kind of secret, sordid, hedonistic, orgy filled lifestyle or something. Anything would be better than this.