Katie Holmes is in an Important Building

Katie Holmes was Photoshopped to within an inch of her life to be on the cover of Flaunt (?) Magazine. It was highlighted that this photo shoot took place in the "iconic" Metropolitan Building in NEW YORK CITY, as if anyone outside of New York City gives a shit or even knows what that is. That might have been big news in the 1920's and pretentious snobs probably still think New York is the epicenter of everything, because pretentious snobs are dumb. Even some people outside the US still think that too, but that's only in countries where guys carry their farm animals from place to place on motorcycles.

 THIS PHOTO SHOOT TOOK PLACE INSIDE OF CHICAGO'S FLAT IRON BUILDING. See? Doesn't that sound silly? Seriously, who cares?

Anyway, I don't know what Flaunt talks about. Probably peacoats and cocktail parties. And by the way, they're still calling her "the Dawson's Creek star" even though that show went off the air 17 years ago. Let's play that game where I describe what your kid would be doing now if they were born when Dawson's Creek went off the air. What would he be doing? Graduating high school that's what. She's probably very nice but I honestly have no idea why people still talk about her. Inertia? Lost a bet?