Paris Hilton is Talented

Paris Hilton is still being a DJ, which I'll be honest, is something that I didn't know still happened. Here she is at the Rolling Stone Super Bowl Party doing exactly that. I don't know if they mean the magazine, or the band was having a party, and either way, I don't care.

 I bet she's a DJ the same way Sid Vicious was a bass player. Someone wheels them out on stage and they "play" disconnected instruments while someone off stage does the actual work.