I had saved these stories as drafts and I was going to write a bunch of hilarious things and then I decided to not do that. But here they are if you want to read the originals. I didn't bother but I won't stop you, I'm not your manager...
Jessica Chastain is Mad About Tits or Something.
Cameron Diaz Keistered a Bunch of Drugs. Probably.
I Want to Marry Eva Longoria.
Rita Ora Blah Blah Blah Your Guess is as Good as Mine.
Like I said click those if you want. I myself will be looking at that Jennifer Aniston picture but if you don't want to that doesn't make you a bad person. It makes you a horrible person.
