Lauren Goodger was out lumbering around town doing whatever it is she does. Shockingly, I've written about Lauren Goodger before. Here she was photographed yesterday (Sunday) pregnant with a rhinoceros. She's always pregnant. Of course a rhinoceros has an 18 month gestation period so maybe she's still pregnant from the last time. I wouldn't know though because I'm never reading or writing about her again so there will be no follow up.
