Friday, May 26, 2023

Poppy Delevingne Exists and Boy Does She


 Hey look! Everything is working here again! See? Iknew it was their fault. And to celebrate, I decided to write about Poppy Delevingne, who I just yesterday learned existed. I don't know why nobody ever mentions this stuff to me, I'd tell you. I don't much about her except to say she's got a famous (?) sister named Cara, she's 37 years old (yeah sure), 5'10 (oh yeah) and ... okay so far that's all I know but you'll learn it as I learn it. We'll go on this little journey together. It'll be fun!