Wednesday, May 3, 2023

Sienna Miller is Mobile

Cutie pie Sienna Miller was out walking around New York with her standard issue boyfriend. They keep saying she's an actress and I guess she is even though I looked her up on IMDB and recognized one thing she was in. To be fair I know almost nothing about TV shows and movies since they're all terrible beyond description. 

Now let's get back to her so called "boyfriend". Dude you have to wear a tie with that suit. That just looks like you didn't finish getting dressed. You need a sport coat for that kind of "no tie" look. A sport coat, jeans and some kind of boot. Not a work boot that looks dumb too, but like a cowboy boot but not a cowboy boot. Know what I mean? And you have to leave the collar out over the lapels like they did in the 70s. Like this kind of, but maybe more modern. 

See Sienna? That's what you get for dating 25 year olds. Especially 25 year old men. They don't even know how to dress themselves. They just walk around in double breasted suits and gym shoes hoping they can find someone to do some shots with them.