I'm keeping a pretty close eye on Kevin Costner's soon to be ex-wife Christine. But not in a weird way or anything. This? This is the guy she went to Hawaii with?! This doughy, F150 driving dickhead? His name is "Josh" because what else would his name be. This picture was taken when they were on their way to get him some Oakleys.
Be careful Christine he's only dating you until you buy him a black full dress Harley Davidson Street Glide, so he can blast Motley Crue while he's riding it to that bar in Fox Lake. God I hate those fucking assholes.