Thursday, July 13, 2023

Gwyneth Paltrow TOPLESS

 

 

Gwyneth Paltrow posted what was described as a "topless" selfie, which again is technically true I guess, but it's sort if like putting on a hat and saying... I don't know where I was going with that but you get the idea. 

Anyway, the whole point was to show off her "horrific sun damage" she's apparently suffered after years of living in sunny California as a jobless trust fund baby. But if I were her I'd be a lot more concerned about those chicken wings she calls arms. Women can lift weights you know, you won't get huge like a body builder, you don't have enough testosterone, so you can't get really big don't worry. That's just science.  Unless play-doh arms are what you're going for then by all means keep up the good work.